Score: 7

"was pretty cool"

submission: MGS - Life Alarm

date: August 19, 2008

it was all right.

also, to 1qsc below me in the reviews... metal gear was never on super nintendo :/

Score: 3

"no."

submission: Metal Gear: Cheater

date: July 10, 2008

poorly drawn, colonel and snake barely show any age (looks like teenagers) the acting is so forced and horrible it's not even funny, and the whole flash is not really funny at all. the joke is "codec stops everything in the game" and it didn't need to be stretched five minutes. a two-panel comic strip could have done better.

Score: 10

"hilarious"

submission: A diary of an unborn kid.

date: July 10, 2008

you made a mass of cells sing... cool...

Score: 9

"funny"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 10, 2008

taken out of proportion though. i understand the meaning behind this (exploiting a video game for attention) but you guys didn't try hard enough to get the message across. newgrounds is full of idiots, if you draw a penis along with all that crazy shit they'll be completely turned off and not pay attention to anything else... even if you do get front page. i mean i could get into a whole rant about this but then my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air" i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anythi

Score: 10

"great"

submission: Grand Theft Awesome

date: June 14, 2008

This was funny, I could really relate to the satire with getting shot and losing the phone, jacking taxi instead of passenger, etc. etc. and it didn't stress to be completely random with the "real" Awesome series. Plus the subject [Grand Theft Auto] is rarely parodied, so there's some originality for you. Which is pretty ironic as you copied the foundation of the Flash from someone else... but you did it better!

Submissions like this on Newgrounds come once a blue moon... you did a good job. This deserves a 10, that's what I honestly think. Not just "lol i liked it 5 rating 5 rating 5 rating"

Score: 2

"sickening"

submission: More Brawl Taunts

date: June 9, 2008

could barely get through the opening scene, where that girl has a shirt that says "I OWNZ YOU" and that guy has a fucking Zelda hat. seeing Snake with green equipment on, fighting MetaKnight and biting him, following up with "hmm, tasty" almost made me kill myself.

good thing there won't be a third. but i'm sure this is going to live on to be quoted all the fucking time for years to come, just like metal gear awesome.

Score: 3

"Not really funny at all."

submission: Brawl Taunts

date: May 17, 2008

The animation was decent, going by a little too fast; it's pretty clear now that Weegee is a dead meme. Thanks for killing it, it died young.

The "funny" itself went by way too fast and I didn't have a grip on what's going on, but I guess it's because this submission is so RAAAANDOM ROFL XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!

The voicing was pretty good, most were pretty identical to the original actors. Except for Snake, but then again, I guess his voice was a representation of how bad his segment was at the end. Did I say bad? I meant good, because everyone still laughs at Colonel Campbell going "SNAKE, WHAT HAPPENED? SNAKE...! SNAKE!" even though it's already aged a decade.

tl:dr kill yourself

Score: 7

"top notch"

submission: Zelda: UO Epis:4

date: May 5, 2007

it looks like this is taking place after twilight princess. that doesn't seem right... the beginning hints that link was having visions, but he dismisses it as memories. twilight princess could be taking place after this because now link maybe actually getting visions.

it is the same type of animation and graphics, but with slight improvements. the story is interesting but the humor is still lacking some (i shouldn't be the one saying this though, it's corny anime humor which i don't really like).

i'm hoping that in the next one that the great deku tree is not as big and menacing as the one in ocarina of time, as after completing the forest temple a new one sprouts out.

the kokiria aren't very smart building civilization away from the great deku tree... it's like building a desert base away from an oasis.

Score: 8

"hahaha..."

submission: Zelda: UO Epis:3

date: January 7, 2007

this was better than the last two which makes it decent. for one, the story makes sense, I don't know if you actually meant to change it for me and the people that didn't like Link like that, or you always originally had it planned it out. if it was because of me, I apologize, you didn't have to. anyway, even after this, I still don't think much of the graphics or style, but the animation was even better. you used mostly the original music which I liked also, instead of remixes. voice acting isn't the best, but it's slightly better, but still anime corny.

all in all, good job! an idea that would be cool was during the manga sequence, there could've been "ghost" voices... kinda like those fade-out-fade-in kinda things. if you ever played San Andreas in the beginning, CJ picks up a photo of his mom and he gets flashbacks, shit like that, but I doubt you did... you should probably look it up on youtube to see what I'm talking about.

Score: 2

"Ruined by freeze-frame easter egg."

submission: a SMB3 Tale I

date: November 18, 2006

I was watching the movie thinking "Good God, how many times must this be rehashed"... but then when Mario and Luigi got those power-ups it was a cameo of the author. It kinda itched at me as a grab for attention, but I shrugged it off with the nice animation.

But what the fuck? "PWN3D, VOTE 5 ;)"?

I just closed it down. Tough luck, but that's a literal insta-fail.